Sunday, July 31, 2011

JUST FYI

2011 Fall Musts:
 1) A Cape. sidenote: how FAB is that hat?
 2) Faux Fur Vest
 3) A great pair of boots.
 4) Leather pencil skirt/leather dress/leather shorts. You name it!
 5) Equestrian Jacket
<3 Sorrelle B West. [officially back to life]

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Bonafied

Hottie Eva Mendes @ Spike TV's 2011 "Guy's Choice" Awards
June 4th, 2011



What she wore--
Shoes: Tabitha Simmons
Dress: Roland Mouret
Clutch: Chanel




 
Sorelle B East Coast

Friday, July 1, 2011

Fa-Fierce




Fuck you Rosie Huntington hyphon whatever for being so gorgeous!!

Sorelle B East Coast

Engagement ring on steroids

Kim, why do you deserve such a large rock??!?!? 







Apparently Ms. Kardashian is too afraid to wear such an expensive piece of equipment in which she has a foe ring instead. 
Can you say "fucking retarded"?

Sorelle B East Coast


Princess envy, kind of.

Since the country of Monaco is embarking on a new reign for their throne, I thought it was only suitable that I share with you a hilarious and fun story of Grace Kelly's royal wedding. Eat your heart out, Kate!

Credit to "A Brie Grows in Brooklyn"
                                                                                                                                         

There is a lot of speculation about whether or not Kate Middleton will channel Grace Kelly at the Royal Wedding on Friday. She, of course, will not. As I have the good fortune of still being alive, I am affronted on behalf of the former Princess of Monaco…and all of her fucking bridesmaids too.

I’ve just spent the better part of three minutes reading about the betrothal between Prince Rainer III and Grace Kelly, and let me tell you, shit is bizarre. It’s like The Princess Diaries meets Arabian Nights meets The Barefoot Contessa meets the feudal lords of the Middle Ages, and it all takes place on the Hollywood sound stage of a Technicolor musical with a ton of blondes.